Are you a creditor? You loaned some cash and now your debtor doesn’t seem to know who you are? They’re gone without a trace?

We know what’s up! We’re creditors too. We know how you feel.

The folks who owe you money won’t answer your phone calls, respond to your text messages, or open your direct mail piece. They’re “Dodging You!”

Wanna change this situation?

Our simple platform enables you to employ Robots to collect your money 24/7 with ZERO humans. That’s correct. ZERO PEOPLE! NO CALL CENTER HEADCOUNT! All while maintaining 100% compliance!

Here is just one of many testimonials from one of our “old school” collectors:

Hi there! I’m Steve H. I’ve been in the payday loan space for 30+ years. Creditor excuses? I got a million “tales of the city.” I’ve heard every excuse in their playbook. Eventually, I usually sell my “bad paper” to a 3rd party collection company for $.04 cents on MY dollar! HORRIBLE.

Today, I simply log in to my company’s branded “Dashboard,” upload my debtor’s info, input the dollar amount I’m willing to settle for with my debtor, send a text link to my debtor, and sit back and relax while my little robot Frieda “negotiates” with my debtor.

Eventually, Frieda & my debtor cut a deal, my debtor is magically transported to my payments page, and Frieda offers my debtor a one-time payoff or a payment plan. I accept debit, credit, ACH, checks, Check-21, PayPal, Venmo, Zelle… Meanwhile, I’m an aspiring actor by night, I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And collecting MONEY while I sleep.)

…this is what REALLY went on in the background:

Jacob C. borrowed $255 from me until his next payday in 2 weeks. Seems his next payday rolled around and all Jacob had was the $45 fee he owed me. Jacob did the same routine 8 paydays. So, over a period of 112 days [14 days X 8 = 112 days], I collected $360 in fees.

Finally, Jacob “went dark” on me. For 60+ days my crew called daily, sent emails, text messages, direct mail… ZERO results! Cost me a small fortune!!

Jacob still owed me my $255.00 loan principal, $192.87 in fees, $70 in NSF fees… Let’s call it $517.87.

Then, I signed up with IOUUmpire.com. I uploaded Jacob C’s info. I named my Robot “Frieda.” I “directed” Frieda to settle for a minimum of $200.00.

Frieda sent a friendly little text to Jacob. “Hello Jacob, this is Frieda at Steve’s Loan Center. I’m making you an offer you can’t resist. Just click this link: Steve’sLoanCenter.com/Frieda and I promise we’ll stop the daily calls, the emails, the texts, the snail mail, your fears, your frustrations, going through the hassle of getting a new phone number… AND give you a favorable credit report rating. Jacob, just make me an offer. You don’t even have to talk to me, Jacob 🙂 And I’m available 24/7 every day!

What happened next dear reader? Well, Jacob took the bait. He logged in, updated all his personal info, and offered Frieda $100. Frieda came back at $413.67. Jacob countered $150. Frieda immediately responded to $276.45. Jacob countered $200. Frieda immediately agreed, congratulated Jacob for being such a “Great Negotiator” and presented Jacob with my Payments Page. Jacob entered his new debit card info and I got my $200!

How long did this transaction take you to ask? 120 seconds. Could Frieda have offered Jacob a Payment Plan? Yes! Any humans involved? Only my debtor, Jacob! What was I doing while this deal closed? Sleeping…

$200 sure beats the $20.71 my 3rd party collection service offered me for Jacob’s paper!

 

 

LEARN MORE: Do you want to learn how you can put your Frieda to work? Email your contact info to: Ambassador@IOUUmpire.com As a new user, you’ll get “Your Company” branded “Dashboard,” enabling you to create all the Frieda’s, friendly emails, texts, communications, debtor uploads… to your delight! Have fun! And make more MONEY!